Some really funny stuff!
` Okay, let me just break up all the photo posting a little bit with some really funny stuff. There's videos from a funny guy I know, but first, you must read this. It's the funniest thing I've read in a while - even Lou Ryan laughed up a storm, and that's never happened before!
Best Headlines of 2007...
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they big enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
` And now onto Part 2 of this post:
` Remember the time I rode in a car for 1 1/2 hours to see a play, got there after my reservations were given to someone else, had to drive 1 1/2 hours back? That was a really depressing little fiasco.
` That play was Episode 3 of Crash Crandell in the 21st Century! Well, that Penaluna boy sent me a link to some things on YouTube, so I have some idea of what I missed. This is the Cliffhanger for Episode 3!
` Apparently, Crash is so cheesy that he can fight fifty guys by shoving them indivudually into different camera shots and then making them brace themselves for his fist!
` Apparently there's a character named Count Homogenous! Iddn't he a cutie? That must be his adowabe widdle henchman!
` At some point, Crash even gets a medal!
` Holy Cow! And look, it's the Penaluna Boy Himself!
` Good old Sir Reginald Cosgrove! Wow! You know, this was probably the last time I've seen him, or at least second to last. I don't recall. (Wow, that was a while ago.)
` Anyway, I'm doing important things and must go. S E E Quine in the Twenty First Century!!
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7 comments:
I've no clue as to who those characters are, but I do like the headlines. My all-time favorite is still, "Carcinogens cause cancer, studies reveal."
I lol'd! (Is it so wrong to use abbreviations?) Those headlines are very funny -- though I'm sure I've seen many of them before 2007!
Also:
` Apparently, Crash is so cheesy that he can fight fifty guys by shoving them individually into different camera shots and then making them brace themselves for his fist!
I must learn this must interesting fighting technique! But I wouldn't want to get a medal for crashing planes......... He must be some lucky guy!
That post of newspaper headlines was really funny (and your comments underneath it were hilarious)
` Eh, thanks, though I didn't make the comments in them, sad to say. I'm being lazy right now. (Lazy = being more concerned with school.)
You and school! It's all you care about nowadays! Clearly you don't want to make something of yourself here......
Those headlines were really funny
` Indeed. I don't often find things that are that funny. Hence, I don't often post jokes.
` And Galtron... I do, actually. I'm going to school to become a better blogger - don't you know?
` (Well, okay, at least my blog might be more interesting in direct proportion to my knowledge levels.)
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