Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Some really funny stuff!

` Okay, let me just break up all the photo posting a little bit with some really funny stuff. There's videos from a funny guy I know, but first, you must read this. It's the funniest thing I've read in a while - even Lou Ryan laughed up a storm, and that's never happened before!

Best Headlines of 2007...

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they big enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

` And now onto Part 2 of this post:

` Remember the time I rode in a car for 1 1/2 hours to see a play, got there after my reservations were given to someone else, had to drive 1 1/2 hours back? That was a really depressing little fiasco.
` That play was Episode 3 of Crash Crandell in the 21st Century! Well, that Penaluna boy sent me a link to some things on YouTube, so I have some idea of what I missed. This is the Cliffhanger for Episode 3!

` Apparently, Crash is so cheesy that he can fight fifty guys by shoving them indivudually into different camera shots and then making them brace themselves for his fist!

` Apparently there's a character named Count Homogenous! Iddn't he a cutie? That must be his adowabe widdle henchman!

` At some point, Crash even gets a medal!

` Holy Cow! And look, it's the Penaluna Boy Himself!

` Good old Sir Reginald Cosgrove! Wow! You know, this was probably the last time I've seen him, or at least second to last. I don't recall. (Wow, that was a while ago.)
` Anyway, I'm doing important things and must go. S E E Quine in the Twenty First Century!!


monado said...

I've no clue as to who those characters are, but I do like the headlines. My all-time favorite is still, "Carcinogens cause cancer, studies reveal."

Galtron said...

I lol'd! (Is it so wrong to use abbreviations?) Those headlines are very funny -- though I'm sure I've seen many of them before 2007!


` Apparently, Crash is so cheesy that he can fight fifty guys by shoving them individually into different camera shots and then making them brace themselves for his fist!

I must learn this must interesting fighting technique! But I wouldn't want to get a medal for crashing planes......... He must be some lucky guy!

Middle Ditch said...

That post of newspaper headlines was really funny (and your comments underneath it were hilarious)

S E E Quine said...

` Eh, thanks, though I didn't make the comments in them, sad to say. I'm being lazy right now. (Lazy = being more concerned with school.)

Galtron said...

You and school! It's all you care about nowadays! Clearly you don't want to make something of yourself here......

Paula D. said...

Those headlines were really funny

S E E Quine said...

` Indeed. I don't often find things that are that funny. Hence, I don't often post jokes.

` And Galtron... I do, actually. I'm going to school to become a better blogger - don't you know?
` (Well, okay, at least my blog might be more interesting in direct proportion to my knowledge levels.)