` Okay, let me just break up all the photo posting a little bit with some really funny stuff. There's videos from a funny guy I know, but first, you must read this. It's the funniest thing I've read in a while - even Lou Ryan laughed up a storm, and that's never happened before!
Best Headlines of 2007...
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
[They may be on to something!]) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they big enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
` And now onto Part 2 of this post:
` Remember the time I rode in a car for 1 1/2 hours to see a play, got there after my reservations were given to someone else, had to drive 1 1/2 hours back? That was a really depressing little fiasco.
` That play was Episode 3 of Crash Crandell in the 21st Century! Well, that Penaluna boy sent me a link to some things on YouTube, so I have some idea of what I missed. This is the Cliffhanger for Episode 3!
` Apparently, Crash is so cheesy that he can fight fifty guys by shoving them indivudually into different camera shots and then making them brace themselves for his fist!
` Apparently there's a character named Count Homogenous! Iddn't he a cutie? That must be his adowabe widdle henchman!
` At some point, Crash even gets a medal!
` Holy Cow! And look, it's the Penaluna Boy Himself!
` Good old Sir Reginald Cosgrove! Wow! You know, this was probably the last time I've seen him, or at least second to last. I don't recall. (Wow, that was a while ago.)
` Anyway, I'm doing important things and must go. S E E Quine in the Twenty First Century!!