The Hearos Commercial! ($5,000 contest entry) It's up and I'm in it!

YES! It's up! And it was better and different than I thought it would turn out -- I had the wrong impression as to the storyline of it, because it actually uses the proper layout of the house and everything.
` In the video here we can see Moses come out of his room, which is next to a band and zombies, etc. and Lucas is in the gorilla suit with the nunchuks.
` Then, he goes downstairs with the crazy singing and dancing and scuba diving and emergency services, and through the DJ room, and that's me in the orangutan suit, and I hug the banana. Then, Lucas is in the kitchen as the red-haired gladiator.
` Moses returns to his room, goes through the belly dancers and the madness, and guess who that is out on the balcony -- in the final shot? Yes, it's me! YEAH!



YEAH AGAIN!

I have some more things to write in this blog post, both really, really good and really really bad. Maybe if you come back to show your friends this video, I will have written them. But, I've got to go get Lucas' truck right now.

After getting Lucas' truck:

It's not fixed -- this is so messed-up: We took Lucas' truck to Mike's shop four days ago, after we got his ass out of bed in the afternoon! Then, he went to Portland! Today, Lucas got his ass out of bed at 2:30 in the afternoon and... two hours later Mike called to say that Lucas' truck was fixed! Two hours was all he needed, and he could have done this before going to Portland?
` So, we drive all the way up to near Mike's shop, but Mike doesn't know the name of the street his shop is on, so Lucas is driving around for twenty minutes on the icy, light-bedecked residential streets looking for it!
` Long story short, Mike drives up to where we are and then we take him back to his shop in my Jetta, then go back and get Lucas' truck, and... nothing had changed! The front wheels are still pointed in slightly different directions, and so smoke was coming from the tires and Lucas was veering all over the road. He can never drive to work like that!

And yes, Lucas is still working -- he explained to his supervisor Derrick that he's paid $1,000 to work at UPS so he can get health insurance eventually, and Derrick said he could come in on Wednesday.
` And he'll be holding the Union Scheduler in his pocket when he says "hi" to the bitch who hired him on as a permanent and had him carpool with another guy because of this, and who later wouldn't give him the scheduler because it's "only for permanents". HA!!
` Tomorrow, or rather, at two in the morning, he is going to drive his co-worker to UPS, but then come back home. Perhaps he'll have more news then.

As for Mike the Questionable Mechanic, Lucas is going to make him pay full rent next month, and not Mechanic's Rent here, because of his dubiousness and Questionableness, and hire another mechanic when my timing belt needs to be replaced.

Which reminds me of a most bizarre tale -- brace yourself! Now, Mike is not so fast at picking up his dogs' poop out of the yard, and much of it has been ground into the grass. One morning, in late December, Lucas watched the dogs poop in the yard and told Mike to go pick it up. He said he'd do it later, so Lucas went out and got most of it himself! Only after Mike had taken a shower did he get the rest. Why is he so reluctant? Keep reading:
` Later on, Mike kept saying he'd get his stuff out of Lucas' carport, including his bed, by a certain point. He didn't, so Lucas went out to embarrass him by moving his stuff into his bedroom. And you know what he found? That Mike also isn't so fast at picking up his dogs' poop -- in his bedroom!!!!!!!

Later on, there was a pile of dog poop in his bedroom that had accumulated! WTF?!?!?!

And Mike's response to Lucas' work? "Oh, thanks!"

Hopefully, we'll be able to kick Mike, and also Joel, who is playing ghetto tricks on Lucas, out of this house soon -- our mothers are going to buy it! That might mean lower rent for us, I'm not sure. But if it does, then it's bye-bye Mike and Joel!