What REALLY happened Thursday

` Not this, that's for sure. First thing I did was round up Cheshire Human (Book Listener) and X-Dan. I tell ya, when you bring these two cats together, they always get into a slap-fight! Unfortunately, X-Dan has a decided advantage with his force field....

` At least it cleaned her sinuses out.
` After that, we went over to Zippy's, where we ran into Cute Bisexual Guy. Unfortunately, that day they were doing a tandem poem, and they were passing it around the room just as I had left for the bathroom. He didn't try to tell them to wait!
` Also, he drank more of the tea that X-Dan and I had paid for than we ourselves had a chance to! Cheshire made sure he paid the price.

` Actually, they're apparently good friends now because they have very similar personalities. It was too bad Cute Bi Guy had to go work at Wal*Mart or whatever hell-hole he works in, because he missed going to the Castle where I did this:

` Well, at least TallGuy was there to take pictures. It wasn't long before the Dolly Parton impersonator, Rusty Waters took the stage:

` Rusty really likes cocktails while she performing, by the way. Drinks 'em down in but a few seconds. Here she is about to grab one:

` Pretty soon, they were introducing a new drag queen, who was singing 'Everybody's Girl', from that one musical, I think it may have been Steel Pier. It's about a girl who wants nothing more than to be a slut.

` After much lip-syncing and dancing, Rusty and I dragged Cheshire up on stage to lose her Castle Virginity with me.

` Even though I had a stuffed-up nose, I still managed to dive right into my Blow Job like a retard before Cheshire was even able to manage her hair enough to bend over....

` I also had super powers to help me. Unfortunately, my lack of air passage through my nose caused me to suck the blow job right into my mouth! (Rusty said; "You're not supposed to swallow it whole!")
` You're also not supposed to touch the glass, but I did momentariliy because I had to break the seal with my mouth in order to extract it.

` I was almost suffocated by a Blow Job! Fancy that! And then, it was back to it....

` Cheshire looks just a little flustered. Unsurprisingly I emerged from the whole affair the winner and earned the Rusty Pat-On-The-Back^TM while poor Cheshire continued to be mortified.

` What a crazy night! And as for Friday.... Well, I was suffering quite badly from the cold, though I managed to buy some new household items... well, here's the main highlight.

` And yes, I am responsible for this man being a basket case.