Friday, September 29, 2006

HNT - The Rocky Horror of it All!

` That's right, people, another Half-Naked Thursday has elapsed! (Crabby, I think HNT is one of the greatest blogging ideas I've heard of! Yet... it's so simple!)
` Last night, when I went to Zippy's, I left The World of the Normal. In fact, there it goes now!

` As soon as Cheshire Human (Book Listener) and I stepped into the door, we found ourselves immersed in the middle of a full-out session of The Time Warp with my Rocky Horror friends! (You may recognize young Riff Raff from his outrageous hair....)

` I joined in immediately, and it wasn't long before they staged - my favorite! - a Pelvic Thrusting Contest! We jumped right in, though I was somewhat in the back....

Just a jump to the left....
And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight!
Put your hands on your hips....
And pull your knees in ti-i-ight!
And it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust,
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!
Let's do The Time Warp again!

` Apparently, this one girl had won, until Riff Raff - who happened to be within visual range of me - noticed that my pelvic thrusting had something... extra. If you get my meaning.
` Well, guess who won the Ticket Vouchers after all? Cheshire and I were so excited, because she's been wanting to go to that show for evar with one of her friends who was, unfortunately, a bit of a slacker.
` So, she's going with me. Look how coolly triumphant I was!

` There was all kinds of crazy stuff going on, I don't even remember it that well (partly because there is snot clogging up my brain at the moment). I do remember that there was a lot of pawing and groping, and sitting-on of laps.
` Being only seven hours old, Rocky was wandering around all confused and came up to me, asking if I would spank him. Which I did, naturally. (I just love doing that!)
` Of course, Cheshire got in her own share of spanking and groping and everything else she could want from a bunch of aliens from the planet Transsexual.
` But, this kind of thing wasn't enough.... After much chatting/schmoozing/touching, Riff Raff came up to me and pointed his finger like so:

` He was wondering if I'd like to join him for a little... something-or-other. In fact, he even showed a few of us freaks his bulge! (Yes, his bulge!!)

` Yes, Rocky looks a bit stunned. Cute little chap.
` As you may expect from the kind of pervert I am, I was quite excited and raring to go. Cheshire, as you may guess, was a little weirded out when we suddenly ganged up on her all at once....

` As you may guess, however, she's just as much of a pervert as all of us. She didn't even need to be sprayed with happy-gas!

` I probably shouldn't tell you what had happened, but let me just say that later in the evening, our *ahem* activities resulted in some major rugburn on my behalf. ...Not that it was the most raw thing I'd seen that night.

` Word of advice: Beds are much nicer than rugs!


Galtron said...

Goodness gracious, Spoony, I knew you were naughty, but to go after the Transsexuals...!

S E E Quine said...

` Okay, okay... we didn't actually have sex, but I did indeed win tickets for being able to pelvically thrust rather... dramatically.
` Also, Cheshire Human wasn't really there that night, either. (I bet she would have won the pelvic thrusting contest if she were!)
` In fact, I shall have to put up our crazy adventure of what we actually did do on Thursday.

` ...Also, those really were rugburns of a sexual nature. I got them a couple weeks ago and they still haven't healed!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm it seems you were more active thursday than initially thought. I will shield myself later, somehow.
ilovetwo, jake's friend on lj.

S E E Quine said...

` Be careful that I don't drag you along next time....

Anonymous said...

My dear pelvic thrusting, skeptical friend, my husband is about to start selling Xango....some brand of mangosteen juice making outrageous health claims. Could you set him straight on the silliness of this undertaking?


S E E Quine said...

` No prob. I'll invade your email inbox shortly.

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