` That's right, people, another Half-Naked Thursday has elapsed! (Crabby, I think HNT is one of the greatest blogging ideas I've heard of! Yet... it's so simple!)
` Last night, when I went to Zippy's, I left The World of the Normal. In fact, there it goes now!
` As soon as Cheshire Human (Book Listener) and I stepped into the door, we found ourselves immersed in the middle of a full-out session of The Time Warp with my Rocky Horror friends! (You may recognize young Riff Raff from his outrageous hair....)
` I joined in immediately, and it wasn't long before they staged - my favorite! - a Pelvic Thrusting Contest! We jumped right in, though I was somewhat in the back....
And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight!
Put your hands on your hips....
And pull your knees in ti-i-ight!
And it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust,
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane!
Let's do The Time Warp again!
` Apparently, this one girl had won, until Riff Raff - who happened to be within visual range of me - noticed that my pelvic thrusting had something... extra. If you get my meaning.
` Well, guess who won the Ticket Vouchers after all? Cheshire and I were so excited, because she's been wanting to go to that show for evar with one of her friends who was, unfortunately, a bit of a slacker.
` So, she's going with me. Look how coolly triumphant I was!
` There was all kinds of crazy stuff going on, I don't even remember it that well (partly because there is snot clogging up my brain at the moment). I do remember that there was a lot of pawing and groping, and sitting-on of laps.
` Being only seven hours old, Rocky was wandering around all confused and came up to me, asking if I would spank him. Which I did, naturally. (I just love doing that!)
` Of course, Cheshire got in her own share of spanking and groping and everything else she could want from a bunch of aliens from the planet Transsexual.
` But, this kind of thing wasn't enough.... After much chatting/schmoozing/touching, Riff Raff came up to me and pointed his finger like so:
` He was wondering if I'd like to join him for a little... something-or-other. In fact, he even showed a few of us freaks his bulge! (Yes, his bulge!!)
` Yes, Rocky looks a bit stunned. Cute little chap.
` As you may expect from the kind of pervert I am, I was quite excited and raring to go. Cheshire, as you may guess, was a little weirded out when we suddenly ganged up on her all at once....
` As you may guess, however, she's just as much of a pervert as all of us. She didn't even need to be sprayed with happy-gas!
` I probably shouldn't tell you what had happened, but let me just say that later in the evening, our *ahem* activities resulted in some major rugburn on my behalf. ...Not that it was the most raw thing I'd seen that night.
` Word of advice: Beds are much nicer than rugs!