Saturday, July 08, 2006

My blog attracted God! (And a link to his psychotic ramblings!)

` A little heads-up here... I was about to post some scienceness when I noticed that I'd received what has to be the most bizarre comment ever on my Happy Beast Day post. It's by Alvin Miller, author of Weird Eschatology.

` Here it is for all of you to gape at:

Secret Rapture said...

My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!
Read My Inaugural Address
My Site=

S E E Quine said...

` So that's what you're going to say in D.C. when you kill everyone... with your penis... because they're evil?

` Let's hear it for God the madman!!

` I encourage you to see this for yourself! What an honor to have one's blog commented by a virgin lunatic who wants to rapture billions of people with the magic wand below his belt!!


Galtron said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha hahahahaha ha ah aha ha haa ha haaa ha ahahaahaaaaaaa ha aha haaaaaaaaa! *wheeze... cough* HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......

...I always thought your blog might be a schizo-magnet, besides being a bigfoot-hunter magnet!

buddha_girl said...


I didn't just read what ghost boy actually 'wrote.' Or did I?

You, my friend, must absolutely feel on top of the freaking world. How wonderful to have the god ghost feel that he needs to let you know about his erm...rapture?

*muttering* I hate crazy people. Hate 'em.

Anonymous said...

This guy is pretty old, too.... so when he takes Viagra I wonder if that enhance his superpowers?

crabcake said...

Damnation! I've totally forgotten where we hid the kook alert button. We're supposed to push that now, right? Shoot! I knew I should have written down where I put that.

What about a gong? Do we have one of those?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha!

Well, at least you attract the higher up kooks. snicker snicker snicker.

S E E Quine said...

` Indeed.... the angel ones hardly ever come around my blog.

cassie d said...

Boo! who can read something that long in such a horrible font?

my A.D.D. must be kicking in....

S E E Quine said...

` Yes, indeed... I figure the reason is that schizophrenic people can read it much easier than, say, us non-schizophrenics.
` Thus, an explanation manifests itself.

` By the way, Cassie, good to see that you can comment on my blog once again! Cheers!

cassie d said...

Hey! I like science!
unfortunately, i read all blogs while (gasp) i'm at work! it's hard to read long posts when i'm minimizing it constantly as people walk by!
i especially like it when you post pictures of you and your chums!

S E E Quine said...

` Hee hee! You don't have the internet at home? Or is it just time you're running out of?
` Either way, I'm glad you haven't gone byebyes, or at least bloggically mute.

Secret Rapture said...

I enjoyed your posts about my psychotic ramblings. You heard it here first: within months if not years, some of you posters will be part of a mound of billions of corpses because of me. I'm giving you a heads up to give you a chance to get your affairs in order.

I have now attempted to use a more legible font, so you may have more success if you tackle it again:

My Inaugural Address

Alvin Miller

Secret Rapture - in person

S E E Quine said...

` Why, thank you, Alvin!

` And for the record, I actually don't mind the idea of being killed by some guy's magical genitals. (Although I'd rather it be from someone more like this.)

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