Monday, July 17, 2006

I present to you: Spam's Ode to Science, Extremists and Cheese

` This 'bonus post' has been waiting a whole month for me to finally make it public. I think it's worthy of following my oh-so exciting plants....

` My old blog,
Science, Extremists and Cheese (which still exists because I could not find the 'delete' command after transcribing all my posts onto this one) continues to collect spam to this day.
` As proof of this, I just got an e-mail directing me to a new comment, and so I had a flash of insight: Why not be proud of my amount of spam? Therefore, I shall pretend that it is nothing but poetry of some sort.
` And so, please sit back and enjoy what I like to call:

Re: FogScreen: Another Lo-Tech Wonder

classmates reflectivity powderpuff unfinished,tertiary Elizabethanizes famish,smacking quaintly,
manuscript hindrances Christendom
producing!perceived,introspections!Gaithersburg prohibitions
Romanizers.passed crossed purports
lungs steeper canonic Fujitsu,late?
Spaniardizes platelet
resumption coaxer
peripheries forcefully snowy
counterintuitive risking,sailed.cynic circus
distorts braving:yelps!concave
Pompey,Shirley cameras versions interchangeability amplification Yucatan.gating:Lyndon:infertile canon.interpolations
transceivers wheeler spectrography gratefulness
Frisia nipple:trapper:resultants Kafka
peppering pounds personalization!deadlocks,
silicate colliding tacitly Xavier
reducible leather cheering.unconnected Welton:
cryptic polishes Paleolithic Melanie unkindly
vehicular deceptions Sault importers
disfigured Balkanizations
stitching Mathieu:brusquely?restitution repaying purest flights blips broadside!shelves incandescent,
toaster!hoses districts.modest optometry?
drafts Darrell immortally detente
Salle:Tunis tonics
heights teem!microeconomics Englander nightcap,
Cupid incomputable Bridgetown
hockey womb niche.segregating vats
tanks gallon endowments
unchangeable Sinclair

` So yes, while I don't care about landlocked hyphens, train felonies, growling rooftops, fondly embezzlers, grub telethons or whipping moms, I think that the randomness is somewhat amusing.

` P.S. This is the corresponding article in my current blog. No spam here!


Galtron said...

Ha! Are those for real? You, having a song-writing ability, could use that!

When your rooftops growl,
Get out the whipping moms!
Come on, we'll have a grub telethon
To free the landlocked hyphens!
Yes! We'll free those landlocked hyphens!
They're really deprived, we'll free the landlocked hyphens!

Ehhhhhh....... never mind.

S E E Quine said...

` Haaa!! That's a good idea, I like that!!

` One thing - whipping moms aren't used for when your rooftop growls; they're like whipping boys: You punish them for other moms's misdeeds!

Galtron said...

Ooohhhhh, gotcha.

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