Showing posts with label Those Darn Psychics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Those Darn Psychics. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Carla Baron: An Old Source of Comedy

` Ah, Carla Baron. I’d nearly forgotten about her – as much of her as I’d written long ago in an old Word Document. Basically, this woman says that she’s psychic and that she helps police, even though there is no real evidence that she does.
` In fact, recently she seems to have taken back one of her stories, as it has turned out to be too obviously false for her website. Here are the basics:

` Fact: A man named Manuel Gehring shot his two children in his van after the fireworks display of July 4 2003. He told police he’d buried their bodies in what he thought was Ohio somewhere along I-80.

` Fact: Carla Baron said in a press release on Oct 9, 2003, that the bodies were likely to be found near New Hampshire.
` Er... wait a sec. Bodies are likely to be found? Either they will be or they won't. And near New Hampshire? How close is near?
` Anyway, that the claim that the bodies were to be found in Ohio, Baron said, was actually a ruse.

` Fact: On December 1, 2005, after much hard work, a woman found the children’s bodies in Hudson, Ohio, about 630 miles from Concord.

` Fact: This case is no longer mentioned on Baron’s website – though it had been prior to its conclusion.

` So, what other cluttersome claims has she put forth? A long time ago – I’m not sure when – I made a Word Document, partly concerning the findings of the meticulous and fun-loving Independent Investigations Group.
` It says of Carla Baron:


` She claims to have helped police solve cases, and has hosted a national syndicated radio program called The Crystal Palace for several years. It seems to me that she has plenty of fans. But why? She’s not important in solving cases.
` She even says so herself on her website; “[P]sychics are not meant to solve cases. They’re meant to ‘help connect the dots.’” “Psychics don’t solve cases. They assist in providing the unknown, the missing piece of the puzzle.” Uh, doesn’t connecting dots and providing ‘the missing piece of the puzzle’ usually solve cases?
` (In fact, as far as IIG has been able to find, most cases she says she’s worked on have either not been solved, or have been solved without her being involved!)
` She also says that “psychic flashbacks don’t solve the cases, but they certainly add new layers of insight and information.”
` Why don’t they solve cases, then? Apparently because: “I don’t think it’s about the accuracy. I think it’s about the assistance that I give.”
` …Uh, don’t you think that if you’re going to try to help bring a child home or find a killer that accuracy is more important than anything else? If she’s not meant to give accurate information, why would anyone want her to help?
` The truth is, not many investigators are interested in her ‘readings.’ At least, not the police or F.B.I.! The Independent Investigations Group, on the other hand, was very interested in her supposed assistance. They went to a couple of her seminars, and after the first one, on Dec 6, 2003, it became clear from readings she had given their members that she was simply guessing things.
` When they investigated all of the cases they know of that she has made public, they found that she is not much different than any other so-called psychic investigator.

` For example, she claims to have worked with the Brown family on the famed ‘OJ trial’. As you may know, Nicole Brown Simpson was found murdered, and her ex-husband O.J. Simpson was tried for several years and eventually acquitted, thanks to his very ‘tricksy’ lawyer, Johnny Cockroach – I mean, Cochrane.
` So, IIG contacted the primary family spokesperson – and Nicole’s sister – Denise Brown. She e-mailed them back saying that; “I have never heard of this person,” and nor had anyone in her family.

` Baron also apparently said that she worked on the famous JonBenet Ramsey case. Who could forget that little fashion show girl who was brutally murdered?
` Strangely, Carla told a student newspaper interviewer, Adam Smeltz, that she worked on a case like it, but that she couldn’t say she had worked on the Ramsey case specifically because it ‘remains open.’ Smeltz tried to get her to clarify, but she refused to comment any further.
` So, IIG contacted Detective Tom Benett, one of the investigating officials, who said that; “No psychic has provided any useful information.” and that he hadn’t heard of Carla Baron.

` ABC’s Primetime Thurdsday for April 15, 2004 had a segment about Baron supposedly finding the skeletons of Ruth and Alexis Tello. She was shown saying to an unidentified man in a police uniform, his face blurred out, “I’m going to a factory – because I am seeing these tall like pillars, smoky things, smokestacks… They’re probably a 40-mile drive from where they were first dumped.” Also, she said the remains were incinerated.
` Primetime said that partial skeletal remains were found 38 miles south of the Edom Hill dump site where the torsos were found (supposedly the Chiriaco Summit area) and implies that Baron led investigators there.
` The investigating officer of the crime, Nick Chapman, said that as far as he knew, Baron had not helped with the case and that ABC was trying to get a quote from him about Baron’s claims. He added that Primetime had aired the segment despite the fact that Ruth and Alexis’ relatives had told them not to.
` The truth was that hikers had found the missing skeletal remains, rather than anyone on the lookout for them – much less Carla! So how exactly could Carla have been involved like she claims?
` A skeptic from Dallas named Curtis Cameron wrote to ABC mentioning this and other things that were obvious in the show; “[Y]ou tried to make it appear that Ms. Baron got a “hit” be describing the smokestacks and saying that the body parts were incinerated. In the pictures you showed, the building didn’t appear to have incinerator smokestacks, but things on the roof that looked like they could be ventilation, or possibly chimneys. And you glossed over the fact that the body parts weren’t incinerated. So in light of this, how does this case support her abilities?”
` It doesn’t. It’s just that shows like Primetime - because they are popular and because the producers know what the audience wants to see - are prone to making things up.

` Another case which got a lot of press was the Hyunjung “Cindy” Song case. Detective Brian Sprinkle actually asked for her help – and this is a big deal, being that no one had ever asked for her help in a case before! This case was also on Primetime Thursday as well as as Court TV’s Psychic Detectives.
` …Yet they differ in content!
` In the Court TV show, she wandered along railroad tracks, and then goes to a park and said she was impressed about how many details matched her ‘psychic impression’ of it. However, on ABC, she leads Sprinkle to a different spot, underneath some railroad tracks and says that there was where the body was dumped.
` At the end of the ABC segment, there is a narration saying that an informant possibly has linked the areas to where Cindy was abducted. Detective Sprinkle said that this statement probably had to do with the State Police having an informant who believed that Cindy was abducted by two men.
` Yes, Baron had stated this as well, though the police had already told her the names of two persons of interest!

` Another overwhelmingly unimpressive case is the one where a fourteen-year-old girl named Elizabeth Smart suddenly disappeared. About 9,000 people either claiming to be, or talking like, psychics gave tips, which did nothing but clutter everything up, to say the least. After she was found alive nearly a year later, many of them called back to say; ‘I told you she was alive!’ However, Carla Baron claimed she was the only person who said the girl would be found alive.
` Elizabeth’s sister said that she had been kidnapped at knifepoint from her own bed. Luckily, the sister had the sense to pretend she was asleep, therefore not attracting the intruder’s attention.
` Without Carla's help, the perpetrator was found; a very scary-looking cult leader, Brian David Mitchell, who Elizabeth’s family found begging on the corner and hired to work on the roof and rake leaves years before. He and his equally disconcerted alleged wife, Wanda Barzee, were arrested.

` Let’s see. What else? Oh, you’re going to like this one – the ‘mystery’ of Katie and Jayden Keny’s disappearance.
` Baron said she consoled Katie’s mother (and Jayden’s grandmother) Kathy by saying they were alive. Uh… no one ever thought they weren’t. Katie was merely out of touch with her family, and the police got them back in contact with one another.
` Pretty simple.

` And then, when Trevor Israel of Indiana went missing, Lloyd Israel, his father, actually asked Carla about what had happened. She said he committed suicide and his body could be found ‘up a slight incline in a cornfield, with a wire fence and a telephone pole nearby.’
` Okay. Indiana is 3,600 square miles of chiefly exactly what she had described. Also, the very field the body was in was unfortunately grown up high and no one could get into it with their dogs. After that, there was snow covering it, so that made it tricky to get into.
` Irritatingly, ABC showed a picture of the cornfield after the stalks had been razed and the snow melted, commenting on how hard it was to understand how police could not have found the body. Also, the detective, Dave Tilford, didn’t even know about Baron’s vision until March 18, eight days after he found Trevor’s body.
` It was too late, however; this and other claims about Carla helping to find bodies was plastered all over various media sources.

` Easy as it is to see through Carla Baron’s claims, I think I know why she hasn’t given the ruse up: Too many people believe her. This is a result of too much gullibility and certainly a deficit of critical thinking ability in America.

` What can I say? It must be stopped! I will do what I can, with the time that I have. I will write. I will combat ignorance of critical thinking!
` ...Just, how do I do that most effectively? I dunno.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Cigarette fires, Sonya Fitzpatrick, and malfunctioning computers: Things that are bugging me at the moment

` Not that more than two people would probably even care about this, but I had to format my hard drive (whee!), because I failed to properly install a Windows Update: It stopped in the middle of replacing files and somehow crashed Windows XP. For some reason, though, I couldn't do a repair install without a password, unlike last time, and so I had to erase everything and do a complete Windows install.
` (Consequently, my hard drive is now in it's 'goo goo, da da' stage.)
` Luckily, I had a chance to back up all my hard work (writing, videos, etc) on Phil's new system. I still haven't copied everything back, though: instead I installed Windows, my drivers, Word, Mozilla, and now I'm writing this. Screw antivirus software...

` You can see I have my priorities straight.

` Hey, what else has been going on with me? Right now (in case anyone at all cares), I'm listening to some trance music on an internet radio station from EdgeWalker's laptop (which is currently being assaulted by Butters) while Phil is busy matching a decade's worth of CDs to their cases.
` Earlier (Jul 23), at about 21:00 (9 p.m.) or so, we had an exceptional sushi dinner, and then went out on a random walk where we saw lots of pretty bright stars, neat municipal sculptures/fountains, and several examples of the Toyota Prius.
` I also must say that the weather is just so perfect here! (Unlike Ohio, where summer typically consists of either 95 degrees and 110% humidity or 85 degrees with a light tropical storm.) Life is good.

` Aw, man!!

` Now something bad happened to Edge's laptop! And again, it's Windows-related! (Do I see a pattern developing, here?) He tried to move his Documents folder somewhere and an error caused a bunch of it to just be deleted or at least scattered in random places throughout the hard drive! What kind of error is that!?

`
Okay... as our friend Joe Smith would probably say: "Let's go into down into Redmond and not just burn Microsoft down, but fucking burn it down!"

` *Sigh...* Are there any other things that I can possibly think of ranting about?

` Well... for one thing, yesterday we had the first fire drill since EdgeWalker has been here.

` We're both asleep and the speaker in the apartment lets out this ear-splitting EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...! I get up and make my way out of the front door where the strobe lights are flashing as the Sound of the Atomic Cricket fills the hallway: Chirrrik! Chirrrik!

` As usual, they didn't tell us or anything, so I'm running five floors down to the office to verify that yes, it was just a test or some kind of malfunction.
` (At least the fire trucks weren't accidentally alerted this time.)
` But that's not all of it...

` There was a fire today, although it was outside, on the second floor terrace. (Unfortunately for unwary residents, if the outside of the building is on fire, the alarms don't go off.) Luckily, we spotted it about an hour after smelling what EdgeWalker swore was a joint... it could have been at some point, but it had ignited a shrubbery. Luckily, after about four large containers of water, it stopped trying to make a comeback.
` How did it start? The scattered cigarette butts in the surrounding topiary mulch suggest a careless smoker. I'm not surprised - a couple years back, someone in B-Building tossed a cigarette onto the roof of the Everett Community Market and it went up in flames.
` Idiots...

` Is there anyone else who I can unfairly label an idiot while I'm thinking about it? Besides all the drunken ones who make lots of noise outside our windows at night?
` And moon the building? (I got that on tape, suckerrr!!)
` ...And fly into a rage because their girlfriend is breaking up with them and they smash the windows of her car? (Or whatever the hell that was about.)

` Yes, besides those freaks, there is one person who, while not actually being an idiot, nevertheless said something that was surprisingly idiotic.
` Now, as EdgeWalker has recently written, Butter Cookies will occasionally and unpredictably grab onto you, kick with her hind legs, and bite you the way I've come to expect only declawed cats to act!
` I mentioned this to she-who-will-not-be-named (la de dee...), and she suggested getting Butters declawed! (She also had said the same thing about Katie, who at least had an identifiable reason when she clawed people!) So... she expects that cutting off the ends of a cat's toes will make it stop behaving as if its toes have already been cut off beforehand?
` Considering, the organization we got Butters from makes everybody sign a contract that gives them the right to confiscate the cat and otherwise make you pay if they've found that you've had it declawed.
` You know, the whole thing about making a cat suffer and be crippled and possibly neurotic for the rest of its life? (Yes, I personally have seen what it does to cats - it's like they have some kind of syndrome. I call it 'Declawed Cat Bipolarity.')
` And what does she say? "How is declawing a cat cruel? I don't get it..."

` I told Phil and EdgeWalker this and they just shook their heads and rolled their eyes.

` Her second suggestion? Get Sonya Fitzpatrick (TV's 'Pet Psychic') to just tell the cat to stop attacking us.

` Edgewalker said; "Wait, she is joking, right?"

` Sadly, no.

` Like the animals on that show (or their owners!) have any idea of what's going on! (Of course, Sonya doesn't know about the animals' lives, but she knows how to find out!) I've noticed that Fitzpatrick doesn't even know the animal's name until she asks, and sometimes still gets the gender wrong!
` Her advantage is that the owners are more than happy to tell her anything and are quick to ignore mistakes.
` All she has to do is ask the same questions over and over (like; "What's 'in and out' mean?"), and makes these poor, gullible people try to match something in the animal's life that could possibly have something to do with her list of questions.
` I'll bet they edit a lot of wrong guesses out (like they do on John Edwards' show), but I know they don't get all of them:

` I remember one time, she was saying that this guy fed his dog some fast food. (A common question that's bound to get a 'hit'.) Well, the guy's wife crossed her arms while he got an embarrassed look on his face and started nodding.
` Sonya kept elaborating, saying that he occasionally gave the dog hamburgers, and ones "with a bit of cheese" were its favorite, or some such nonsense.
` He kept nodding and blushing, but didn't say anything until he finally looked up at his wife; "Sorry, honey. I gave the dog some French Fries once."

` That's not the same frelling thing!

` It's often amusing how easily some cold readers are thwarted by lack of information. Sometimes I wonder if they don't cut stuff like that out just to clue people in that the whole purpose of the show is to be popular and make money, not to help anyone.

` Of course, I don't expect this unnamed person to really understand the concept of this type of scam, as we couldn't ever get it through to her about Crossing Over with John Edwards (the obvious inspiration for Fitzpatrick's show).
` Edgewalker suggested that perhaps we should just say; "Actually, government-funded university studies show that telepathy doesn't work on other species."
` That's almost crazy enough to be worth it...

` Poor she-who-will-not-be-named. If she comes across this post, I bet she'll find all this very unamusing. But, as even I bought things like that (back in the nineties), I stand by what I say.

` Anyway, I really need to get to bed. I have yet to install such programs as ClamWin, Search and Destroy, Adobe Photoshop CE2, Winamp, and Pinnacle Studios 7. Perhaps when I'm done with that tomorrow, we'll have all our computers networked properly and it'll be easy to have all my files sent to me from Phil via the internet.

` Ideally.

` Update: Of course, that's not what happened, but we did manage to transfer faster by physically putting Phil's hard drive into my computer - which had originally been my plan.