Since I have plenty of more material for my website, and photo upload access, I thought I'd give the writing a little overhaul. You know, to make it something people can really get into! Here's the original opening paragraph of Quine Turns 26 *Part 1*:
The day before my birthday, my rock star - Lou Ryan - had driven off to Portland. In my car, no less! This is me at midnight, sick as a dog (however sick dogs must get), pretending not to care that he wasn't there to take care of me.Thanks to my super-secret text-enhancement techniques, it now reads:
After some deliberation, I have finally decided to reveal my actual birthday... *drumroll* April 2, the day after April Fool's Day. 'Cause I ain't no fool.Is that not a stunning transformation? So far I've re-done Part 1 and Part 2! I'll tell you when I get more done!
The day before this birthday of mine, rock star and amazing man, Lou Ryan, had some film industry business important enough to warrant driving to Oregon - in my car, no less!
` Meanwhile at home, I lay in bed sick with aching muscles and burning sinuses, shivering in the ghetto apartment heat-leak. My faithful feline companions may have done their best to protect me from the chill, but they weren't quite big enough to do a rock star's job.
By midnight, I had had lowered myself to taking a hot shower just to keep myself and the tiny apartment warm. (Quite an effective method when one has no ventilation.)