Wednesday, February 21, 2007

How would you rather get stranded?

` Since I am as sick as I am the morning after formatting my hard drive and starting from scratch, I haven't even gotten around to re-loading my backed-up files and such owing to the fact that I just-now got out of bed. (I also skipped school like a bad girl!)
` So, because my loyal readers have been waiting so long for me to come back, I might as well dredge up this old post.... I suppose the title sums it up; how would you rather get stranded, especially if you were driving to work?

` a: construction?

` ...b: engine parasite?

` ...c: massive flooding?

` Cast your vote now while I wash my intermittently-bleeding throat with hot TheraFlu, cold saltwater and delicious orange juice.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I prefer the massive flooding because it not only would make a great story without my car being responsible for the death of an animal, it probably wouldn't affect my house! (But it would kill a lot more animals.)

Monado said...

Construction. At least I can watch the work going on.

Besides, I'm used to it. Summer (vacation time) is also the time for all the road repairs. We call it the Brown Carpet Treatment.

Spoony Quine said...

` The Brown Carpet Treatment! Ha! That's a good one! You know, I could also call ours the Green Carpet Treatment because of all the dirt that's spray-painted with green stuff to hold it in place before grass grows out of it. (I'd prefer it was purple instead of green, though.)

The Swill Man said...

Cold salt water + sore, bleeding throat = mighty unpleasant.

Spoony Quine said...

` Feels fine to me!

Aaron said...

I would prefer the engine parasite. I'd like to think that I could smite the filthy varmint with my trusty Leatherman.

Unknown said...

For me it would have to be a construction delay then I could breathe in the vehicle fumes and float away off into deep space sub conscious.

Anonymous said...

I'm not surprised! I hear that wee folk will take any opportunity to get heavily drugged!

That's right. I know you're a leprechaun. And I'm jealous.

Unknown said...

Galtron, magic mushrooms does it all the time for me. Plenty of those growing in my little meadow underneath my rainbow :)

Anonymous said...

No wonder they're magically delicious!

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