Monday, December 11, 2006

A Couple Guys Who Need Therapy

` I don't have any science posts ready today, nor that post about Lou's awseome photo shoot, though I did discover three wonderful new Christmas Greetings by the Wannabe Wackmobiles, Barnes and Barnes. Since they are very nice and friendly men, I am taking the time to promote and display their madness publically on my blog.
` The first one is called BARNES & BARNES Xmas Greeting #1 NOT Britney Spears Panties! "BARNES & BARNES wish you and yours a swell holiday! Really, they mean it! No kidding this time. We're dead serious. And I mean DEAD... Don't forget, "FISH HEADS" and ALL Barnes & Barnes songs are available at ITUNES!"
` In order to attract perverts, these are their tags
: stupidity, anus, santa, cookies, milk, speculum, probing, tree, discharge, foam, cottage, cheese. Without further ado:

` Pssst!
I'm the one trying to kill them! With my vagina!!! Mua ha ha ha haaaa! But don't tell them! They cannot know my secret plans!
` This next one is called BARNES & BARNES Xmas Greeting #2 MUCH Nudity & Profanity (No, not really.) "More fun with BARNES & BARNES. Singing you their holiday wiashes and praising our lord Jesus in the process. No Britney Spears beaver shots in this one, sorry. You have to look elsewhere for that kind of filth."
` Tags: anal, probing, secret, whispers, adult, conversation, latent, homosexuality, no, pedophilia, milk, and, cookies.
Ho, ho hoooaaaaaaaaaooooooooooaaaaaaaghh!

` Come all ye faithful... to Lumania!! Gee, I didn't know Art Barnes with Scary Red Hair knows Jesus, too!
Here's my favorite picture of my pal, Jesus, by the way:

` I must say that the third and final video is my favorite by far! This most non-articulate piece describes the duo's desire to take over Christmas, entitled BARNES & BARNES Xmas Greeting #3 Where We Kill Off Santa..
` "More holiday greetings from BARNES & BARNES. They kill off Santa and in the process THEY become the new ANTI-SANTA'S for the next generation! Run kids, run!"
` Tags: dead, santa, mumy, haimer, act, like, idiots, again, and, have, sex, then, orgasm, death, destruction, fun, safe, sane.

` So... I take it they "want to dig up the decayed rotting corpses of Santa Claus and his reindeer... so there won't be Christmas"? I don't understand. Is Santa undead or something?
` Like I said, these guys need therapy. Well, as I've got important things to do, such as pull money out of my ass to keep my bank balance positive, I had best be going.
` Tootles!


Galtron said...

Darn Sprint!

And I agree, Spoony, those men have problems.

S E E Quine said...

` Yes, and I bet they smell like looby juice! ...Wait, that's a good thing, though, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

THe decayed rotting corpses of Santa Claus and his reindeer! LOL! Thats going to be in my head for awhile!

I think being covered in looby juice is good. But that's just me.

Aaron said...

Those Barnes & Barnes guys are pretty wierd.

That is an awesome photo of the Messiah. Apparently he's really not a vampire.

Susanne said...

They give new meaning to the musical Christmas card. Now I'm wondering how this blog knows my identity.

S E E Quine said...

` Indeed, Aaron, Mr. Christ very much enjoys the sun (and pretty tiaras), though he doesn't tan well.

` And Šu§anne, probably because you had a Blogger profile at some point, though it apparently doesn't exist anymore.

` I want to dig up... the decayed, rotting corpses of Santa Claus and his reindeer tonight....
` The worms! The worms!
` BTW, I am actually a Certified Looby Juice Dispenser. ;D

Denny said...

im not sure if those two are the most disturbing thing i've seen in a while or the most hilarious ?

S E E Quine said...

` I know, it's a tough choice.

Steven Novak said...

A murder with a vagina is dangerous business...


S E E Quine said...

` I know. But it's also my favorite kind! ^^

Dan said...

Yes, without a doubt, these two need therapy.

Now if only they could find someone willing to give them therapy.

Joey M. said...

I think it's spelled "lubey".

S E E Quine said...

` You would know that, wouldn't you?

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