Thursday, October 05, 2006

Wednesdays to the Extreme!!!

` I was very upset two weeks ago, as you may know, so I didn't post any of the Crappy Digital Photos I did still have. And now that I have an overabundance of them, I shall have to post them all!
` Lucky you!
` So, as you may have already surmised - being Wednesday and all - Cheshire Human, X-Dan and I went to Denny's. So... uh, yes, that part comes as no surprise....


` It was funny when Xeno came by for a few minutes, apparently after being brutally attacked by an amorous creature of some kind....

` Ouchie! Once we'd had enough of the Denny's creatures, we went to Cheshire's house - which contained her creepy, big-headed lady painting-in-progress - to do something quite dastardly with brightly-colored pieces of plastic....

` We were such bastards to each other!! I don't remember that well, but I think I won. ...Or maybe X-Dan did. Nevertheless, we were soooo sexy! (Note the scary, big-headed lady painting.)

` After Cheshire had gone to bed, I drove X-Dan to his grandparents house - where he was staying that night - and he offered me some peppermint tea. How could I refuse? ...And that's when I discovered just how much of a druggie he is!!

` Now he has almost no psoriasis at all! Even on his face and elbows! (Alarmingly, just the other day he'd lost all eleven perscriptions, though he found them being held hostage under a pile of his mother's clothing.)
` Since his grandparents were sleeping downstairs that night, he was able to take advantage of an unguarded jewelry box....

` This is just too rich....

` After such hilarity, I got on the bed with him and... well... we began to... converse and not have any kind of sexual contact whatsoever.

` ...But that's just because he's gay and I'm wrong.

` A bit later, we went up to the roof, where I took a picture of the alley - which had a cat in it. (You can see its glowy eyes!)

` Then we walked across the street to this little staircase overlooking the majestic Kimberly-Clark paper mill....

` Such a sight! Two Wednesdays ago was quite the night. I don't actually remember the Wednesday in between, as I'd taken no pictures. But as for this Wednesday...
` It was very sunny - as it has been so far this month - and was filled with bright red leaves!

` That evening, however, when it was dark again, I went back to....

` ...where I picked up X-Dan and went on to Cheshire's house. At the door, we were stopped and asked questions by... Fang!

` Isn't he a sweetie? He's the cat that brings in dead, bloody animals - Tippy (pictured in the midst of here) is the one that - failing to catch animals - provides the family with inanimate objects he finds around the neighborhood.
` After much interrogation by Fang - and gratitude that he didn't turn us into bloody offerings - we were allowed into the living room to be loved by Dante!

` Is that a wallet in X-Dan's pocket, or... never mind.
` Once the three of us got to Denny's, more creatures appeared and began ganging up on us! Most worthy of mention is Nymphomaniac, as she'd been bicycling across the country for the past couple of months. She finally arrived in Washington D.C., traveled into the future, and then visited New Hampshire.
` She had only been back for two days, and needless to say she was considerably busy and harried! ...At least she's more in shape and has had a lot of fun!

` Besides Nympho, we were surrounded by many strange and sometimes tiresome creatures....

` And then, the gayest thing happened.... X-Dan - who was invited to an orgy - began massaging this guy's shoulders... and then this really hyper guy I'll call 'Bobert' came up behind him and started humping his head!! Eeew! Bobert cooties!

` Later on, Bobert picked me up on his shoulders and spun me around so fast I thought I was going to fly off!
` Those Denny's creatures are so dangerous!!!
` Then, we went to X-Dan's mom's house, which he has also mentioned. It's such an awesome house, with such a groovy shed with a piano and everything, which we call the Massage... Parlor...um...Place.
` I took a picture of it once, during daylight hours, so here's that:

` It's kind of dark in any case. And what naughty things had we been up to? Oh yes, watching my one home video DVD! And in the middle of this, Nympho finally came over and cuddled up with me. It was so cute....
` I must go now. Sleep is a fun thing. Later, I will tell you about my much stranger Thursday adventures!

` P.S. I have not forgotten about my tradition of bonus posts....

5 comments:

Galtron said...

Photo-riffic! That one of you and X-Dan is sooo sexy!

lovetwo said...

you have me excited. I hope at some point we can use protection and go at it. But eh, I have to retrain a bit just to have some form of fit.

the 2. Ur bf can join but I will require more training to even match him close enough

mizzbeehive1963 said...

I like picture posts!

S E E Quine said...

` Heh heh. You are too tasty, lovetwo.

` Glad you like, X-Dan: Picture posts are easy because they're just as long as my old school posts, but they hardly have any words in them so you can get through them pretty fast.
` Plus, they're generally fun to look at.

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