Belated Half-Naked Thursday - plus; a reality stranger than fiction!

` Thursday was pretty crazy this week; hardly anyone at all showed up for poetry night because, apparently, most of the crowd was at some kind of art event going on at the time. Luckily for the rest of us, some of the crazy Transsexuals flooded into Zippy's and crashed what little poetry-ness that we had!!
` First off, Riff Raff got up on a table and asked which of us would like to 'give in'.

` It was already obvious that they were up to it....

` Before long, those naughty aliens had corrupted several innocent poets left and right!

` Well, you know I just had to get into the action, and so I put my camera down and followed them upstairs to an apartment where they had taken up temporary residence.
` I found that they were out recruiting new guinea pigs, and - you know me - I eagerly volunteered! Subsequently, us guinea pigs were allowed to join them in an orgy. It was so nice of them.... So, if you ever see me snooping around, looking like I'm just come from some distant planet, I probably will have been!
` Strangely, I don't think Zippy knew any better when we trooped down the stairs later on.... Hee hee!

` ...Okay, none of that really happened and you can tell! In fact, on Thursday I was busy all day!
` When I got up in the morning, the sky was bluer than blue and I went with Lou over to this crazy sandwich shop that's infested by these creepy little Kokopelli....

` After much work, Lou and I took a lovely nap, just before which Lou was talking to me and drifting off at the same time! It was so funny: We were talking about getting me another dental orthotic because the one I have is old and yucky. I hadn't bought a new one because I had been under the impression that they all cost $75, and he was telling me that he saw some for $10!
` Suddenly, he said; "That's what happens when you leave things at other people's houses." and then he snapped out of it and said; "What the hell? I just fell asleep!" A minute later, it happened again, and he said; "Remember... like, remember what happened with the battery caps?" I started laughing and he woke back up again and said 'how did my brain get on that subject?'
` In fact, the night before, he began talking in his sleep, saying; "Let's tie them to chairs and make them fart!" I couldn't help but laugh, though I don't think it woke him up....

` At Zippy's later on, indeed the place was nearly empty, although Zippy tended to keep us few poets amused. Apparently, he is very conscious about recycling:

` Similarly, Muhammed X-Dan was being conscious of the horrors of animal testing:

` Besides him, me, TallGuy and Cheshire, there were only about five other people there. Seriously! Even so, I wrote a theme poem anyway, though the pencil I had grabbed was dull. Luckily, TallGuy has a way of taking care of that:

` He has such sharp teeth! Anyway, I wrote a poem about having the superpower to fly at will, though I dropped it. And, because I was the only person to read a poem at all, I automatically won the drawing! Because of my recent winning streak, however, I gave my winnings to Cheshire and she got some chai.
` Since not much else was going on at Zippy's, we took off and went to X-Dan's dad's awesome house, where he was staying that night.

` Lucky us, there were friendly nocturnal creatures already waiting for us!

` Once in X-Dan's attic room, it wasn't long before TallGuy came out of the closet... and sprung onto his back like some kind of ill-fated terrapin:

` Being already gay, X-Dan became a tent. Um. No, seriously... a tent. Which Cheshire and I found irresistably snuggly.

` Eventually, our insanity became too much for TallGuy and we wound up in the closet together. Which was fine. Because we're straight. Really. So straight that we began having mental intercourse. But when I began threatening him with more physical things, he wanted to come back out....

` Really, most of the night was a blur. Although, I do vaguely recall that when I got back home, Lou and I got to watch some fireworks!

` Thus marks the end of Thursday. ...But there is so much more that's happened since then....