Finally: I've Been Damned!
` My electricity has just gone out for the third time today, I'm sipping a cup of peppermint tea, and 0h yeah! - I've been damned. Seriously! I just received a most jubilant email from Satan:
I like you. You are one evil mofo. Evidently, I’m not the only who thinks this. Ricky has sent you to a fiery eternity. See for yourself. Go find your name on my wall of the damned for all the sordid details. Maybe you’ll get lucky with a chance at redemption. But after reading what you did, I doubt it.` So, what did I do? Well... see for yourself! I feel so warm and fuzzy....
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does that mean you will get coal in your stocking?
;D
Ha ha! Pillsbury Doughboy -- Damned for letting his friends die in the oven.
` It's a good thing to know he finally got his just desserts! Go Clops!
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