Thursday, November 16, 2006

A JibJab music video just for Weird Al!

` I swear, that man has an iron grip on my mind. Or at least my email address. I'll be back with a great post for y'all, but first... please check out the nice music video that the talent at JibJab made of Weird Al's song about a stalker, Do I Creep You Out?

` I only mention it because it's too good.

` If you're not familiar with these animation music videos, I also suggest
This Land - which is pretty exceptional when it comes to poking fun at the Bush-Kerry election. (My favorite line: "You can't say nuclear! That really scares me....")

` And you know what's even funnier? This! Just watch and wait to see who the guy is talking to! I laughed my ass off!

` ...And, wow. This is some good editing!It's also extremely messed up. I've always wanted to hear Dubya say many of these horrible things during a speech, plus the phrase 'nucular powered doctors'. Like... huh?

` And while you're at it, check out the Talking Cats! The one cat reminds me of my sweet Katie who could say "Mama!"
` And the cat at the end is really creepy! It sounds like a crazy person saying; "Oh my Dog! Oh Long John! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Don Piano! Why I eyes ya! All the live long day!"
` Tell me I'm wrong!! It's soooo weird!

` What I have never seen before, however, is a cat that is so obsessed with flushing the toilet.

` I like interesting animal behavior in general - I think this one must be from America's Funniest Home Videos, but please don't let that stop you from being amazed! For some reason, I never fail to applaud a green heron that catches fish by dropping bread crumbs into the water! That's just impressive problem-solving!
` Also, I've never seen a dog this good at skateboarding!

` And now for diving through crap in my email. (Hey! I got some spam in my inbox that says 'dependent easel hysteria'. Hooray for me!)
` I found one joke that is kind of funny. Sadly, it is only one of the funniest jokes I have ever gotten. For the fifth time.
` What do you think? Should I send these to my spam folder?

A man left the streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife, on a business trip and was planning to meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

"Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here."
` And now I must go do serious things.


Anonymous said...

Sorry, The Nurse and the Hollow Tubes is not porn. It is however quite interesting.

S E E Quine said...

` Darn! Then it should be more interesting!

Galtron said...

1 - Wow! That's scary! Keep Weird Al away from me!

2 - Yes, Kerry, you won three purple hearts! Even so I would have voted for you and your flip-flopping ways.

3 - LMAO!! Now whenever I see one of those commercials I'll think of that guy on the other end!

4 - It's "hydrogen powered doctors" by the way, but I don't remember much else it was so crazy!
And he's right, our flag does stand for terror and all those forms of torture and stuff! America is good at that.

5 - I'm scared. Yes, now we know what cats are thinking, and they're insane!

6 - Their water bill must be through the roof! Really, they should teach the cat to use the toilet!

7 - Brilliant bird! I have heard of it before - it lives in Florida, right?
I like the badger, it's like, "Oh, looks like I'm caught, well I'd better turn myself in. Just kiddin', later!"

8 - I wonder if you can teach a dog skateboarding tricks?

As for the joke --not as good as the videos. I call Spam!

S E E Quine said...

` Indeed. Bad jokes are ubiquitous in the modern world.
` I'm amazed that someone actually took the time to watch all those videos. You get a gold star!

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