Life with Lou....
` It's good. What can I say? Yesterday, my new Flaky Landlord, 'Duck Farmer' did not show up to collect the rent, nor unlock the basement door so that we could put our pile of junk in the storage space.
` Still, we had a pretty good day. Lou didn't have any work today, so we were free to be lazy. It was nice and sunny, so we got to take advantage of Lou's superhero roof porch after walking to Quizno's. However, even here, Lester the Flying Dog and his owner, Formica, were able to corner us.
` Here, Lou is defending his sandwich from Lester. I don't know what the deal is with Formica....
` We also took a walk down a bike path and, later, destroyed someone's living room carpet and mauled the homeowners.
` I'd better go now - it's about time to stop being lazy and start doing laundry.
` Update: We haven't gotten any laundry done yet, but Lou and I did go to the driving range with Formica. I have a pretty good swing, it turns out! Unfortunately, I had a huge problem actually hitting the golf balls, though, boy can I make that turf fly!
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Darn flying dogs always bothering people on their roof porches......
Strange.... I never thought of you as the golfing type! What type of club were you using?
` I started with a wood, but it was way too long and unweildy, mostly useful for aerating the soil. I only began to be able to hit the ball when I switched to a nine-iron.
` A few times it went as far as seventy-five yards! Meanwhile, Lou and Formica were close to hitting the flags!
` ...We eventually did get laundry done, by the way. And today, my main job is to convert our rent money into a money order and mail it to Duck Flakes, who has stood us up for the last time! Won't that be fun?
Ha! Kellogg's Duck Flakes! Instead of the green rooster on the box it would be a mallard!!
....BTW, I am afraid to ask, but what do you mean by destroying peopleses carpets and mauling them?
` Well, my bodily fluids took an unexpected turn when... well... I'm fairly certain you don't want to hear the rest.
Oh my! What, was this an orgy?
` Who told you!?!? I... uh... yes. *blush*
Seriously... I was joking!!
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