Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Diseased Sinus Cycle Revisited

` Last night, I came down with the very same symptoms I'm used to every 32 days. ...Except for the last 32 days, in which my uterus did what it's supposed to do. However, 64 days ago, I did have the same symptoms as I'm having now.
` Feel free to review this phenomenon.
` I talked with a nurse about it today, but she says that it hasn't been happening every 32 days. Well, I took my calendar, which I've been keeping track of these things on, and wrote numbers across it and sure enough, four times it has been 32 days in the past six months, and twice it has been closer to 33.
` Apparently I'm crazy, though, to think that this disease has anything to do with my hormones fluctuating each month. For example, I hypothesized that my 'almost menstruating' is causing my mucous membranes to dry up.

` Not that I expect anyone to be interested, though I can't write any more because of the one annoying girl setting up a MySpace account for the other annoying girl.

8 comments:

Galtron said...

The diseased sinus cycle lives!!?

This is getting curiouser and curiouser.

Aaron said...

I always had the idea that the menstrual cycle and the lunar cycle were related because they were both about the same lenght of time. Do you have any imput on this Spoony?

Denny said...

obviously you never had the genital exorcism preformed.

S E E Quine said...

` Apparently, no amount of exorcism has done anything for me - apparently the sinuses and the genitals are not connected in any significant way.

` In addition, I'm not aware of any evidence that such cycles are related with the moon, although the word 'menstrual' is.
` I do know, however, that exposure to light past sundown may possibly cause women to become irregular.
` It's very odd.

Galtron said...

Perhaps the viruses are night owls? Okay, that doesn't make any sense.....

monado said...

I used to get pimples around period time... some combination of hormones and shampoo? You might me more sensitive to allergens then. And my period was 26.5 days, so it would look like 26 one month and 27 the next. Maybe you're 32 1/4.

Relaxation? You're more likely to react to allergens when stresed. Vitamin C?

S E E Quine said...

Oh, I get pimples and other things each 32 days as well. This irritating sinus inflammation could not be from allergies because when it gets to the coughing stage, I'm hacking up green stuff, a sure sign that bacteria are living in my throat.

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