The cryptic and mysterious 'Beh' - revealed!
` I remember seeing the name 'Beh' on a Barnes and Barnes CD insert somewhere and wondered to myself; 'who the heck is that?'
` But then, I decided, 'it probably doesn't matter' and went on singing along with whatever strange or perverted Barnes boys' songs was playing (as I am wont to do).
` However, The Swill Man - Investigator of All Things Barnes that he is, actually went through the trouble to do a little sleuthing....
OK guys, I'm acting on a hunch here, but I think I know who Beh is! Who's Beh, you ask? Why, he/she is referenced in the Voobaha liner notes and at the very end of I Love You Baby. Well, I figured it out when I listened to the intro of Voyeur backwards: "We drink beer with Barret E. Hansen!" The initials would be… BEH! So, I figure, Beh must be a euphemism for BEH, which are Barret E. Hansen's initials, which is the real name of Dr. Demento! So…am I right? Did I figure out who Beh is?
` Mr. Mumy Lennier Man (as I call him) replied with:
You are correct, Crazy Joey. You win a Lumanian No Prize! Congrats. yeah.
` Cute Little Pizmo Haimer added:
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
` ...So now I know. And so do you, whether you like it or not! Either way, I'll be back, hopefully with something less pointless.
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I'm surprised my revelation was interesting enough to warrant a whole post. And get this: it came to me in the shower!
` It seems that the shower is a favorite place for epiphanies to sneak up on oneself....
` Be careful you don't accidentally wind up in The Cornfield!
` No, just kidding! Mr. Mumy has actually grown up into someone - like Artie - who is quite friendly to people that are curious about Barnes and Barnes music!
Yes, the bathroom is a good place to stink....uh, I mean think. I come up with my very best noxious fumes...uh, I mean thoughts there.
I think the bathroom is more of a laboratory anyway, because I've made some chemical weapons, some 'dirty bombs' if you will, in there.
` Um... well, I'm glad you enjoy tainting the world's oceans so much, Aaron!
` And I disagree - a lavatory is not like a laboratory. For one thing, labs are for doing experiments in an effort to answer questions such as; 'How do we cure cancer?' and then actually trying to.
` For another thing, many of the biohazards in laboratories would instantly kill you if they could be found inside of your ass.
` Also, I find your comment to be crude, young man!
You think those comments are crude.. try dealing with him & his poop fetish on a daily basis. Most guys nickname their girlfriends stuff like "sweetheart" or "angel", not Aaron. In his attempts to show his affection towards me I have been nicknamed "poop" or "stinky". I dish it back just as much, so it all evens out!!
` Now I feel better! I thought 'Uggy' sounded stupid....
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