Photos at last on Flikr!

They're from May. They're on Flikr. Other months will be next. Please go to my Mad Scientist post for more details and a few more sneak peeks, or else, dive right in!



Please tell me you want to - I paid money for the account so I could upload a shit-ton of them at a time! Best thing is... I can upload a whole folder at once!

Lou Ryan is killed by psycho-bitch with gun!

...In the movie, Gun Day, a short movie made in only 48 hours! Yes, that's right... he's Bruiser. And yes, that was a shirt he was meaning to get rid of.....

GUN DAY from Nils Osmar on Vimeo.

Also, check out the rest of Crypticon Idol, with Lou Ryan as Pinhead (pictured below)! No, Pinhead doesn't die. In fact, I think he's technically already dead or something. Episodes 3 4 and 5 now available for viewing, so here they are!




I don't even remember what that one was about. That's what kind of a hurry I'm in.



One of these has my roommate Johnny as 'Buck Chinnington' at time 1:17 - I'm pretty sure it's this one, number 5!



Anyway, I hope those are in proper sequence.

Gotta run. Hopefully I'll be back to blogland soon enough. I miss everyone's blogs!

P.S. Watch Nociceptor's blog of doom (Introspection of a Struggling Mad Scientist) for news of all the other crazy stuff I've been up to that you can't watch on the internet - though I may start loading my Flikr photos finally.

Crypticon Idol - starring my boyfriend, on YouTube, now!

YES! I've been waiting for this moment, only we didn't have the internet for so long. Here, after a long wait, is a spoof of American Idol for the Seattle Crypticon, called Crypticon Idol.

So, even if you hate/don't know much about American Idol/horror movies, you will most likely enjoy the comedy. As long as little splatters of Crystal Lite don't gross you out.

Anyway, now that the ads are on YouTube, you can watch them right now on my blog! Even better, the first thing you see onscreen is me, behind Kip, holding a sign with a drawing I did of Lou Ryan as Pinhead, with an 'I' and a 'Heart'... who would have thunk I'd wind up loving Pinhead?
` To my left somewhere is my roommate Johnny McPherson, holding up another sign I made that says 'Hi, Mom!', and behind him one can see Dr. Giggles (in cognito). Someone else is holding a sign I made that says 'Ryan Seacrest is a Fag!' with a Marijuana leaf over the word 'Fag'. (That one wasn't my idea.)

Without further ado, here's Pinhead, Carrie and Jason judging a crazy American Idol reject and a shallow sorority chick, both of whom get to meet Dr. Giggles, in person!



If that wasn't enough, the next one has been posted today. This time, the auditioners include Steve the Panda, who they had a hard time not laughing at, and a hot chick - BTW, Lou Ryan's comment was improvisation, and it just so turned out that someone had a towel.
` Best of all, though, the stuck-up loser theater guy (below) was so funny that Lou Ryan's makeup kept needing touched up from all the tears of laughter. It looks like Dr. Giggles had a Crystal Lite-good time with him, too!



What do you think? Do you think they're funny? Does anyone else think Lou Ryan looks better as Pinhead?

Hi, from the new house!

New posts are 'go'. I just don't know when, but not in too long. Perhaps later, after I get home tonight, I shall put up another art post.

Ciao!

P.S. BEST HOUSE EVER!

WE'RE MOVING!! IN A GOOD WAY! TOMORROW!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The place is much nicer and even the view is! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
` Not only were we screwed by our landlady so royally... the house was condemned because she refused to finish remodeling it, tried to pin the blame on us and told everyone that we were violent drug dealers who were tearing up her house. Some kind of insurance scam. Recall that we had to get a restraining order on the woman!
` Then we go over to these people's rental house and it's AMAZING! Like this one but with a view of the islands and Olympic Mountains instead of the valley and the Rocky mountains, and with sound insulation and oh yeah, EVERYTHING IN IT IS JUST FINE! NO CODE VIOLATIONS! WHOOOOO! And it's nice! We even have a REAL BATHROOM in the master bedroom instead of a bunch of junk!
` Despite the fact that we have two cats and only one of the five of us currently is employed, and some of us have bad credit, WE'RE MOVING IN TOMORROW! HOLY SHIT!!!!!

I'll have to tell my Philosophy of Religion professor. You know, like maybe there IS a God or something.

Oh, also I know I haven't put any photos up in for ever, I did post fifty of April's best photos on Facebook. The cover of the 'Photo Album' is actually Lou Ryan in his Hellraiser Pinhead Simon prosthetics, which is worth seeing in itself.

That reminds me, keep your eye out for 'Crypticon Idol' on YouTube!

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UPDATES ON MOVE IN COMMENTS SECTION!

Screw the Crazy Landlady Barbecue - stranger than expected!

Only four people showed up, but only one stayed for more than a few minutes. That would be our neighbor, K., former dance instructor, who was telling me all about how she learned so much from modern romance novels (which her twin sister turned her onto) that she could teach a class on sex and relationships! "Sex is love," she told me.

Now that her husband is dead, she said she realizes what she wants in a man. She was telling me about a man in the neighborhood, whom she thought would be great to get into bed with, though he is her kids' age (46), but she said that he is a) a perfectionist and b) a player. In fact, he left our barbecue to have a little something with one of his girls.

If that wasn't wild and crazy enough, she managed to drink so much port that she passed out on the couch in the middle of a sentence! (I have a picture!)

` During that time, I went into the office for a sec and found John hiding behind the door. He said that he couldn't take the romance novel stuff.

When she woke up again, I said "Wakey wakey!" and she said, "Where am I?" Believe it or not, she went into the kitchen and had yet more port, and somehow dropped the glass all over the floor, then was trying to rhumba with Lou Ryan and B-Gangsta around the kitchen while they were cleaning it up and preventing her from falling over. (Wish I had a picture of that.)

` After that, Lou Ryan and B-Gangsta actually walked her back home in the rain, with an umbrella, to keep her from falling over while crossing the street. I got a picture of that, too!

Well, it wasn't much of a barbecue, as far as roasting animal flesh and fundraising and screwing the crazy landlady and live music goes, but I think we have one neighbor who knows how to party.

` She bakes us brownies on top of that, and even let B-Gangsta have the chives from her flower bed to put in the slammon!

` Tomorrow, we're going to go to her house to install a cat door for her Maine Coon cat, and I'm going to play the baby grand owned by her son, who only played it once.

That will be most awesomeness.

Oh, and also, tonight another neighbor's house had a little electrical fire. Guess who their landlady is?

The day before the Screw Crazy Landlady Barbecue...

I would do my homework right now, the kind I have to do on the internet, and my roommates are not being quiet. What's worse, when I told them to be quiet, B-Gangsta told me I have AALLLL weekend.

I don't, and even if I did, that wouldn't be enough to get me out of the hole. I think it's important to do my homework as soon as possible so I don't have to worry. Instead, I am stopped from being able to do that and the only homework time I am granted is BEFORE class each day, so I'm busy until I have to leave.

I CANNOT afford to wait or procrastinate. But it seems that nobody cares.

In all honesty, I haven't been able to complete a single assignment since Thursday morning before class. It's always before class. I always have some assignment or another gnawing at me because there's no PLACE to do it, though I have plenty of time.

` I feel like I'm in danger all the time because there is no quiet in this house, even though I wear 33DB earplugs ALL DAY (except for at school). I need quiet, because I'm ADD, and Ritalin only makes me focus on distractions when I'm freaking out and usually I am because we won't have a place to stay if we get booted out.

Stress combined with ADHD is just not something a sane person can handle.

Then again, a lot of that is Crazy Landlady not giving her huge house any soundproofing, so when one person listens to music/talks loudly in one room, it can be heard loud in clear in most of the other rooms. Lou Ryan says this is the least-soundproofed house he's ever been in.

Anyway, about how I DON'T have all weekend ... there's that BARBECUE tomorrow! How am I supposed to get anything done with LOTS of people here? Then I'll only have Saturday morning and Sunday, and there's no guarantee of any quiet time around here in ANY of that time, ANYWAY! Most likely I will once again fail to do my homework and have to try to finish it in the morning before class LIKE USUAL.

Also, I've had such problems that I've decided to fail math. I know, it's really easy, but when people are making tons of noise and I'm in here following their conversations THROUGH STRONG EARPLUGS, and all kinds of bad things are happening to me, there is NO WAY that I can even do it.

` All I am capable of is worrying about whether or not I'll get math time, because it's on the internet and I can't take it anywhere, and then I just don't get any time, so why not just give up? The stress and noise is making it impossible to do my other homework, and not doing homework in turn makes it impossible for me to have a time where I DON'T have to do homework.

Of course, I realize I won't get any more Financial Aid, but if they really cared about that, they would shut the fuck up.

P.S. I just went out there and told them that if I fail I'll lose my Financial Aid, and Charolotte and Lou Ryan were already in the process of shooing them downstairs anyway. Ha! Now that's different!

P.P.S. Why won't the font change? I hate this font! Ah! There we go, just a simple layout change... now it will ALWAYS be Georgia font!

P.P.S. I just got into my homework and it started up again.